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Music from The Empire Strikes Back

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Hoth and Echo Base

We have thousands probe droids searching the galaxy. I want proof, not leads! - Admiral Ozzel

NewImpossible man - Threepio about Han

NewArtoo says the chances of survival are 1. Actually Artoo has been known to make mistakes...from time to time - Threepio

NewDon't worry about Master Luke...He's quite clever, you know...for a human being - Threepio

New...Don't get all mushy on me - Han

Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a good-bye kiss? - Han

I'd just as soon as kiss a wookiee! - Leia
I can arrange could use a good kiss! - Han

NewI think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight - Han

I don't know where you get your delusions, laserbrain - Leia

Laugh it up, fuzzball - Han

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy looking nerf-herder! - Leia
Who's scruffy looking? - Han

That's it, try it! Turn it off! Turn it off! Off! - Han

NewWould it help if I got out and pushed? - Leia

NewThis bucket of bolts is never going to get us past that blockade - Leia

NewThis baby's got a few surprises left in her, sweetheart - Han

NewSomeday you're gonna be wrong, and I just hope I'm there to see it - Leia

Asteroid Field

We're in trouble! - Han

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1 - Threepio

Never tell me the odds! - Han

You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake; well, this could be it, sweetheart - Han

Watch this! - Han
Watch what? - Leia

Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited - Leia

Sorry, sweetheart. We haven't got time for anything else - Han

There aren't enough scoundrels in your life - Han
I happen to like nice men - Leia
I'm a nice man - Han
No you're not, you're... - Leia

Sir if may venture an opinion... - Threepio
I'm not really interested in your opinion, Threepio - Han

There is a great disturbance in the Force - Emperor

The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi - Emperor Palpatine to Darth Vader

Apology accepted, Caption Needa - Darth Vader

I have a bad feeling about this - Leia

No time to discuss this in committee - Han
I am not a committee! - Leia

Why doesn't anyone listen to me? - Threepio

You do have your moments. Not many of them, but you do have them - Leia to Han

Sir, we have a priority signal from the Star Destroyer Avenger - Imperial controller


I'm looking for a great warrior - Luke

Wars do not make one great - Yoda

Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A Jedi craves not these things - Yoda

I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience - Yoda

Much anger in him, like his father - Yoda

A Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side - Yoda

A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense--never for attack - Yoda

If once you start down the dark path, forever it will dominate your destiny... - Yoda

So certain are you. Always with you it cannot be done - Yoda

You must unlearn what you have learned - Yoda

Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try. - Yoda

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? - Yoda

...My ally is the Force, and powerful ally it is - Yoda

Luminous beings are we...not this crude matter - Yoda

You want the impossible - Luke

I don't believe it - Luke

That is why you fail - Yoda

I won't fail you--I'm not afraid - Luke

Oh, you will be. You will be - Yoda

...You're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view - Ben's spirit

Luke, don't give in to hate--that leads to the dark side - Ben's spirit

Cloud City

Lando Calrissian. He's a card player, gambler, scoundrel. You'd like him - Han to Leia

Why you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler - Lando

She's the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy - Lando Calrissian

I'm responsible these days. It's the price you pay for being successful - Lando

You fixed us all real good, didn't you? My friend! - Han

...I got my own problems - Lando

You certainly have a way with people - Leia

I'm backwards, you flea-bitten furball - Threepio

I'm terribly sorry about all this. After all, he's only a Wookiee - Threepio

I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me - Threepio

I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it further - Vader to Lando

I love you! - Leia to Han

I know - Han to Leia

You have learned much, young one - Darth Vader

You'll find I'm full of surprises - Luke

Only your hatred can destroy me - Darth Vader

You are beaten. It is useless to resist - Darth Vader

I am your father - Darth Vader

Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son - Darth Vader

I'm standing here pieces and you're having delusions of grandeur - Threepio to Artoo